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You Suck at Cooking

Two avocados on a wooden board, a nod to You Suck at Cookings guacamole debut episode from January 2015
Two avocados, a nod to You Suck at Cookings debut episode "Guacamole" from January 13, 2015.

You Suck at Cooking, often shortened to YSAC, is the absurdist American cooking YouTube channel that has built a 3.7 million subscriber audience since 2015 around deadpan, first-person tutorial videos from an anonymous narrator. Launched with a debut guacamole episode on January 13, 2015, the channel has crossed 736 million lifetime views, won 2017 and 2021 awards recognition, and spawned a 2019 Clarkson Potter cookbook that turned the format into a 224-page parody of conventional recipe books.

TL;DR

  • American absurdist cooking YouTube channel launched December 21, 2014, first video uploaded January 13, 2015
  • Presented by an anonymous narrator whose real identity has never been confirmed publicly
  • 3.68 million YouTube subscribers, 736 million lifetime views as of 2025
  • 2019 cookbook You Suck at Cooking: The Absurdly Practical Guide to Sucking Slightly Less at Making Food, published by Clarkson Potter
  • 2017 9th Shorty Awards “Weird” nomination, 2021 Wikitubia Award for Favorite Cooking Channel

Key facts about You Suck at Cooking

Channel nameYou Suck at Cooking (YSAC)
Channel launchedDecember 21, 2014
First video uploadedJanuary 13, 2015 (“Guacamole – You Suck at Cooking (episode 1)”)
HostAnonymous narrator
Subscribers3.68 million
Lifetime views736 million
Websiteyousuckatcooking.com

Origins and the anonymous narrator

The channel was created on December 21, 2014, with the first video published one month later, on January 13, 2015. The debut episode covered guacamole, and the format established that day has remained largely unchanged for a decade: a first-person camera angle showing only the kitchen counter and the narrators hands, with a deadpan voiceover that mixes recipe instruction, philosophical tangents, and absurdist comedy.

The narrators identity has never been publicly confirmed. He has invented backstories for himself and other recurring characters on the channel, with the line between fiction and biography intentionally blurred. The Washington Post and other outlets have written about the speculation around his identity, but the anonymity has remained intact across more than a decade of uploads, multiple media appearances, and a published cookbook.

An onion being chopped on a cutting board, a nod to You Suck at Cookings 7 Ways to Chop an Onion Episode 9
An onion being chopped on a cutting board, a nod to You Suck at Cookings 7 Ways to Chop an Onion (Episode 9).

You Suck at Cooking timeline

  • December 21, 2014 The You Suck at Cooking YouTube channel is created
  • January 13, 2015 First video uploaded, “Guacamole – You Suck at Cooking (episode 1)”
  • 2015 to 2016 Audience grows organically through cult-favorite episodes including “7 Ways to Chop an Onion” (Episode 9) and “Sandwich of Justice” (Episode 25)
  • 2017 Recognized at the 9th Shorty Awards with a nomination in the “Weird” award category
  • Late 2010s Celebrity chef Jet Tila publicly names YSAC as his favorite cooking show, helping bring chef-audience credibility to the channel
  • October 15, 2019 Publishes the cookbook You Suck at Cooking: The Absurdly Practical Guide to Sucking Slightly Less at Making Food, a 224-page Clarkson Potter hardcover with 60+ recipes
  • 2020 to 2021 Channel passes 3 million subscribers during pandemic-era YouTube growth, with “Modified Ramen (Episode 80)” becoming a defining era of viral hits
  • 2021 Wins the Wikitubia Award for Favorite Cooking Channel
  • 2022 to 2024 Continues bi-weekly publishing cadence, with the sentient eggs and other recurring fictional characters becoming series staples
  • 2025 Channel passes 3.68 million subscribers and 736 million lifetime views

You Suck at Cooking signature style and editorial voice

The YSAC voice has been described in book reviews as “Super Mock Textbook,” a deadpan delivery that treats absurdity with the same seriousness as cooking instruction. The narrator pauses to define common words, drops in philosophical tangents about the human relationship with food, invents biographies for ingredients (Eddies sad life, the sentient eggs), and undermines the cooking-tutorial format at every step while still teaching workable recipes.

The visual signature is the first-person counter shot. The narrator shoots the videos on a cell phone from a perspective that shows only the cutting board and his well-manicured hands. Faces never appear. That single decision, made for practical anonymity reasons at the start, has shaped the channels comedic identity and influenced a generation of imitators across food TikTok.

Notable work: the cookbook and signature episodes

The 2019 cookbook You Suck at Cooking: The Absurdly Practical Guide to Sucking Slightly Less at Making Food was the channels first major print extension. Published by Clarkson Potter (an imprint of Penguin Random House), the 224-page hardcover contains 60-plus recipes alongside hundreds of paragraphs of absurdist commentary, photos, and hand-drawn illustrations. BookPage gave it a starred review, calling it the antidote to precious food culture and the first cookbook to make the reviewer “repeatedly LOL.” Recipes covered in the book include Broccoli Cheddar Quiche Cupcake Muffin-Type Things, Eddies Roasted Red Pepper Dip, and Jalapeno Chicken.

The channels most-referenced video episodes include “Guacamole” (Episode 1), “7 Ways to Chop an Onion” (Episode 9), “Sandwich of Justice” (Episode 25), and “Modified Ramen” (Episode 80). The sentient eggs series, in which animated eggs develop personalities and storylines across multiple episodes, is one of the channels longest-running fictional threads.

Awards and recognition

  • 2017 9th Shorty Awards nomination, “Weird” category
  • Late 2010s Celebrity chef Jet Tila names YSAC as his favorite cooking show
  • 2019 Cookbook receives starred BookPage review
  • 2021 Wikitubia Award for Favorite Cooking Channel
  • 2025 Channel surpasses 3.68 million subscribers and 736 million lifetime views

Impact and cultural relevance

You Suck at Cooking has had outsized influence on the visual grammar of food media. The first-person counter shot that the channel made famous in 2015 has since been adopted by countless food creators on TikTok and Instagram Reels, where the head-down hands-only format works particularly well on vertical short-form. The channels insistence on anonymity also helped legitimize a creator path that does not require the personality-driven on-camera presence that defines most food YouTube.

The comedic register is harder to replicate but has influenced creators like Uncle Roger, who similarly use comedy as the central frame for cooking content rather than treating it as garnish. YSAC sits alongside long-running channels like Emmymade and How to Cook That as proof that consistent, distinctive voice can sustain an audience over a decade-plus on YouTube.

You Suck at Cooking FAQ

Who is the person behind You Suck at Cooking?

The narrator of You Suck at Cooking has remained anonymous since the channel launched in January 2015. He has invented backstories for himself and other recurring characters on the channel, but his real identity has never been confirmed publicly, even through media appearances and his 2019 cookbook.

When did You Suck at Cooking start?

The YouTube channel was created on December 21, 2014, with the first video uploaded on January 13, 2015. The debut episode covered guacamole and established the first-person, counter-only camera angle that has defined the channels visual style ever since.

Does You Suck at Cooking have a cookbook?

Yes. The cookbook You Suck at Cooking: The Absurdly Practical Guide to Sucking Slightly Less at Making Food was published October 15, 2019 by Clarkson Potter. The 224-page hardcover contains 60-plus recipes and earned a starred review from BookPage.

How many subscribers does You Suck at Cooking have?

As of 2025, You Suck at Cooking has 3.68 million subscribers and over 736 million lifetime views. The channel passed 3 million subscribers during the pandemic-era YouTube growth cycle and has continued to gain audience steadily since.

What are the most famous You Suck at Cooking episodes?

Frequently cited episodes include “Guacamole” (Episode 1), “7 Ways to Chop an Onion” (Episode 9), “Sandwich of Justice” (Episode 25), and “Modified Ramen” (Episode 80). The sentient eggs series, an absurdist fictional thread running across multiple episodes, is one of the channels longest-running comedic bits.

What is next for You Suck at Cooking

The channel continues to publish on a regular cadence, balancing recipe videos, music videos, and absurdist scripted bits. The cookbook remains in print through Clarkson Potter. Follow the channel via its official website yousuckatcooking.com.

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